The Status Quo Sucks.

How Come When It’s Us, It’s An Abortion, And When It’s A Chicken, It’s An Omelette?

If God Had Intended Us Not To Masturbate, He Would Have Made Our Arms Shorter.

Little-known Fact: When The Stock Exchange Closes, The Guy Who Comes Out On The Balcony With That Big Hammer Slams It On The Head Of The Person Who Lost The Most Money That Day.

What Year Did Jesus Think It Was?

A Scary Dream Makes Your Heart Beat Faster. Why Doesn't The Part Of Your Brain That Controls Your Heartbeat Realize That Another Part Of Your Brain Is Making The Whole Thing Up? Don't These People Communicate?