The Straightest Line Between A Straight Distance

I Was Once Dancing With A Woman Who Told Me She Had A Yeast Infection So I Told Her To Bake Me Some Bread.

Grass Probably Helped Me As Much As It Hurt Me. Especially As A Performer.

You Get Into Your Teens, Now They Can't Hold You Back. You Jump To The Next Number, Or Even A Few Ahead.

If Someone With Multiple Personalities Threatens To Kill Himself, Is It Considered A Hostage Situation?

The Class Clown Album Was Done Totally Sober. I'd Realized What A Hell I'd Made For Myself And I Cleaned Up Completely For Three Months. You Can Hear The Clarity Of My Thinking And Of My Speech On That Album.