The Sweetest Two Words Are 'next Time.'

After All These Years, It's Still Embarrassing For Me To Play On The American Golf Tour. Like The Time I Asked My Caddie For A Sand Wedge And He Came Back Ten Minutes Later With A Ham On Rye.

I Never Prayed That I Would Make A Putt. I Prayed That I Would React Well If I Missed.

Red Meat Is Not Bad For You. Now Blue-green Meat, That's Bad For You!

Only Fools Live In The Past Or Carry Envy To The Present.

I've Heard People Say Putting Is 50 Percent Technique And 50 Percent Mental. I Really Believe It Is 50 Percent Technique And 90 Percent Positive Thinking, See, But That Adds Up To 140 Percent, Which Is Why Nobody Is 100 Percent Sure How To Putt.