The Term 'celebrity' Makes My Skin Crawl.

I Make Jewelry Occasionally. I'm Not A Hobbyist. I'm A Reader, I'm A Lover Of Books, I Like To Watch Movies, But Mostly A Lot Of Nothing. I'm Quite Content Doing Very Little.

I Think We All Remember Where We Were When Rush Hour Hit The Water. That Was An Important Day.

We Got Married Drunk In Vegas . . . We Dated For A Year, And We Got Married At A Drive-through Chapel In A Cab. [we Thought] You Have To Go Down To The Courthouse And Sign Papers And Stuff, So Who Knew? We Were Married, And Apparently Now That [rob] Is Getting Married For Real, His Lawyer Dug Up Something.

Not That I Was Ever An Asshole But I Used To Be Much More Of A Bulldozer.

We're Our Own Worst Enemies A Lot Of The Time, But I Still Blame Men.