The Thing Is, The Reader Doesn't Want

I Know A Lot Of People In The Retirement Village That I Have A House In In Florida That Are On The Internet And Are Reading The Paper On The Internet, And They're Communicating On The Internet.

I Got Hate Letters From Girls All Over America Because I Wouldn't Go To The Prom With Them.

People Always Expect You To Be Jumping Out Of A Rolls Royce And Being In The Papers For Drunk And Disorderly Or Sleeping Around.

You Can Put Me In The Basement Or The Penthouse, It Doesn’t Matter To Me.

I'm Really A Clean-cut Kid.