The Thing Is, The Reader Doesn't Want

I Own Property In A Quiet Little Town Of Pennsylvania.

Justin Bieber Stole My Haircut. And Axl Rose Stole My Dance!

And Actually, About Three Weeks Ago, Micky, Peter And I Were In Vegas At The Mgm Grand. And We Did About 12 Shows In Seven Days. It Was Quite An Experience.

I'd Like A Glass Of Cold Gravy With A Hair In It, Please.

I'm So Reluctant To Do Newspaper Interviews Because It's So Misleading How They Interpret What You Say.