I Don't Care If A Reader Hates

Titchy Little Snapperwhippers Like You Should Not Be Higgling Around With An Old Sage And Onions Who Is Hundreds Of Years More Than You.

When You're Old Enough To Write A Book For Children, By Then You'll Have Become A Grown Up And Have Lost All Your Jokeyness. Unless You're An Undeveloped Adult And Still Have An Enormous Amount Of Childishness In You.

When Writing About Oneself, One Must Strive To Be Truthful. Truth Is More Important Than Modesty.

It Is Preferable To Incur A Mild Punishment Than To Perform An Onerous Task.

When I First Thought About Writing The Book Charlie And The Chocolate Factory, I Never Originally Meant To Have Children In It At All!