The Thing You Realize As You Get

I Lived In Small Town Out In The Desert And My Friend Used To Steal His Mom's Car In The Middle Of The Night. He'd Drive Over To My House, I'd Sneak Out And We'd Go Out To The Desert And Just Burn Things Down.

I Miss The Experience Of Walking Into A Record Store And Find Old Stuff Without Expecting To.

I Hate It When People Try To Act Cool. I Hope They All Get Gonorreah And Die.

I Did Mostly Good Things, Except Light Things On Fire.

Take It From Me Because I Learned The Hard Way: Circumcisions Are Best Left To Professionals.