The Time To Enjoy A European Trip

Opportunity Knocks Once At Every Man's Door And Then Keeps On Knocking.

Nothing Is Improbable Until It Moves Into The Past Tense.

A Man Never Feels More Important Than When He Receives A Telegram Containing More Than Ten Words.

If It Were Not For The Presents, An Elopement Would Be Preferable.

Moral: It All Depends.