The Time You Spend Hating On Someone

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I Don't Really Like Actors. Actors Are Like Terrible Comedians With No Punch Lines. It's All About Them. They Talk About Themselves All The Time. They Bore The Sh - T Out Of You.

I Always Do That At The End Of Shows, Like A Q&a Session. First Of All It Lets People Know That This Isn't Some Preprogrammed, Press-play Show Where I Have To Say The Exact Same Words In The Exact Same Order. That's Part Of The Thing With Live Comedy Is That People Like The Fun Aspect Of It And I Enjoy The Taking Questions Part.

There's A Very Famous Miyamoto Musashi Quote. "once You Understand The Way Broadly, You Can See It In All Things." The Idea Is Once You Understand What Excellence Is All About, Whether It's In Painting, Or Carpentry Or Martial Arts, That You See How That Excellence Manifests Itself In Any Discipline. I Think That All The Different Things That I Do Enhance All The Other Things That I Do.

Selling Your Life To Sit In A Box And Work For A Machine. An Uncaring Machine That Demands Productivity That Doesn't Understand You And Doesn't Want To Understand You... There's No Natural Behaviour. Everyone Is Wearing Clothes They Don't Want To Wear. Everybody Is Showing Up And Doing Something They Don't Want To Do. They Have No Connection To It. That's The Problem With Our Society.