The Trouble With Democrats Is That They

Live Your Life So That Whenever You Lose, You Are Ahead.

Things Will Get Better - Despite Our Efforts To Improve Them.

Being A Hero Is About The Shortest-lived Profession On Earth.

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You Should Never Try And Teach A Pig To Read For Two Reasons. First, It's Impossible; And Secondly, It Annoys The Hell Out Of The Pig!.