The Trouble With Our Praying Is, We

The Trouble With Land Is That They're Not Making It Anymore.

The Man Who Never Makes A Mistake Must Get Tired Of Doing Nothing.

If Your Time Is Worth Anything, Travel By Air. If Not, You Might Just As Well Walk.

Too Many People Spend Money They Haven't Earned To Buy Things They Don't Want To Impress People They Don't Like.

If You Eliminate The Names Of Lincoln, Washington, Roosevelt, Jackson And Wilson, Both Conventions Would Get Out Three Days Earlier.