The Trouble With Practical Jokes Is That

I Make A Living Off (politicians), So I Can't Knock 'em. Every Time We Elect Some Fellow We Think He's Terrible And Then When We Get Another One In He's Worse. So, I Am Always In Favor Of Keeping The One We've Got And Let The Other Go.

Every Land Or Property Owner In America Would Be Tickled To Death To Pay 45 Per Cent Of His Profits, If He Didn't Have To Pay Anything If He Didn't Make It.

There Are Two Theories To Arguing With A Woman. Neither Works.

Congress Is Deadlocked And Can’t Act.

Does College Pay? They Do If You Are A Good Open-field Runner.