The Trouble With Practical Jokes Is That

Farmers Spend More Time At Conventions Than They Do Plowing.

I Bet After Seeing Us, George Washington Would Sue Us For Calling Him 'father.'

And, When The Votes Are Counted, Let Everybody, Including The Candidates, Get Into A Good Humor As Quick As They Got Into A Bad One.

A King Can Stand People's Fighting But He Can't Last Long If People Start Thinking.

Every Time Somebody Has Thought Of Relief For The Farmer It Has Been To Make It So He Could Borrow More Money. What He Needs Is Some Way To Pay Back. Not Some Way To Borrow More.