The Trouble With Women Is Men; The

There's Nothing Wrong With Most Men's Egos That The Kowtowing Of A Headwaiter Can't Cure.

Many Beautiful Women Have Been Made Happy By Their Own Beauty, But No Intelligent Woman Has Ever Been Made Happy By Her Own Intelligence.

The Soul May Sleep And The Body Still Be Happy, But Only In Youth.

Likely As Not, The Child You Can Do The Least With Will Do The Most To Make You Proud.

We Work For Praise, And Dawdle Once We Have It.