The Trouble With Women Is Men; The

A Husband Only Worries About A Particular Other Man; A Wife Distrusts Her Whole Species.

It Took Man Thousands Of Years To Put Words Down On Paper, And His Lawyers Still Wish He Wouldn't.

We Semaphore From Ship To Ship, But They're Sinking, Too.

Neurotics Have Plenty Of Non-neurotic Friends, But Not For Long.

No Matter How Many Christmas Presents You Give Your Child, There's Always That Terrible Moment When He's Opened The Very Last One. That's When He Expects You To Say, 'oh Yes, I Almost Forgot,' And Take Him Out And Show Him The Pony.