The True Test Of Maturity Is Not

There's No Way To Prove That There Is No God. You Just Have To Take It On Faith.

If My Films Don't Show A Profit, I Know I'm Doing Something Right.

I've Had Bad Luck In My Two Previous Marriages. The First Wife Left Me, And The Second Did Not. ­

I Write The Script; Nobody Sees It, Not The People That Put The Money In The Picture. I Cast Who I Want, And Make The Film. That's Why I've Always Felt The Only Thing Standing Between Me And Greatness, Is Me. There's No Excuse For Me Not To Be Great Except That I'm Not.

I Should Go To Paris And Jump Off Of The Eiffel Tower. If I Took The Concorde, I Could Be Dead Three Hours Earlier.