The True Test Of Maturity Is Not

I Don't Like Theatrical Actors And Actresses. I Like People That Talk Like Real Human Beings.

Doing Abominations Is Against The Law, Particularly If The Abominations Are Done While Wearing A Lobster Bib.

People Say That Death Is A Part Of Life And There Must Be Something To It, But I Just See It As Bad News And I Want Everybody To Stop Sugarcoating It.

I Have Bad Reflexes. I Was Once Run Over By A Car Being Pushed By Two Guys.

For Some Reason I'm More Appreciated In France Than I Am Back Home. The Subtitles Must Be Incredibly Good.