The Truest Characters Of Ignorance Are Vanity

Brigands Demand Your Money Or Your Life; Women Require Both.

Young People Have A Marvelous Faculty Of Either Dying Or Adapting Themselves To Circumstances.

If God Wants Us To Do A Thing, He Should Make His Wishes Sufficiently Clear. Sensible People Will Wait Till He Has Done This Before Paying Much Attention To Him.

Academic And Aristocratic People Live In Such An Uncommon Atmosphere That Common Sense Can Rarely Reach Them.

The Three Most Important Things A Man Has Are, Briefly, His Private Parts, His Money, And His Religious Opinions.