The Truest Characters Of Ignorance Are Vanity

The Healthy Stomach Is Nothing If It Is Not Conservative. Few Radicals Have Good Digestions.

Men Should Not Try To Overstrain Their Goodness More Than Any Other Faculty, Bodily Or Mental.

[p]oetry Resembles Metaphysics: One Does Not Mind One's Own, But One Does Not Like Anyone Else's.

If God Wants Us To Do A Thing, He Should Make His Wishes Sufficiently Clear. Sensible People Will Wait Till He Has Done This Before Paying Much Attention To Him.

Man Is The Only Animal That Laughs And Has A State Legislature.