The Truth, Huh? No One Wants To

I Want Your Opinion.ʺ ʺthat,ʺ Adrian Said, ʺis Not Something I Hear A Lot.ʺ

Because It's One Of Those Things I Never Expected In My Lifetime," He Told Me. "like A Comet. Or World Peace. I'm Just Used To You Being Single." For Some Reason, That Bothered Me. "what, You Don't Think Any Guy Would Ever Be Interested In Me?" Actually," Said Adrian, Sounding Remarkably Serious, "i Can Imagine Lots Of Guys Being Interested In You.

Day 24. Situation Is Growing Worse. My Captors Continue To Find New And Horrific Ways To Torture Me. When Not Working, Agent Scarlet Spends Her Days Examining Fabric Swatches For Bridesmaid Dresses And Going On About How In Love She Is. This Usually Causes Agent Boring Borscht To Regale Us With Stories Of Russian Weddings That Are Even More Boring Than His Usual Ones. My Attempts At Escape Have Been Thwarted Thus Far. Also, I Am Out Of Cigarettes. Any Assistance Or Tobacco Products You Can Send Will Be Greatly Appreciated. -prisoner 24601

...but Dimitri...well, My Former Lover And Instructor Was In A Category All His Own. His Fighting Skills Were Beyond Anyone Else's, And He Was Using Them All In Defense Of Me. "stay Back," He Ordered Me. "they Aren't Laying A Hand On You.

Everything‟s Fine,” I Said, With A Tight Smile. “kiyo Was Just Giving Me His Latest Explanation About How My Son Is A Terror To Be Feared.” Dorian Scoffed. “little Thundro? A Terror? Hardly, Unless Perhaps We‟re Discussing Diapers.