The Truth Is For Suckers, Johnny Boy!

I've Spent, I Think, Close To The Last Decade Effortlessly And Magically Converting Your Tin Cans Into Pure Gold.

I Just Didn't Believe I Was Like Everybody Else. I Thought I Was Unique.

Rock Bottom; That's A Fishing Term.

The Last Time I Used? What Do You Mean? I Used My Toaster This Morning.

Every Plan I Have Is The Best Plan In The Room.