The Truth Usually Has A Slightly Ugly

Never Invite To Dinner: Those Who Won't Decide Until The Last Minute; Those Who Come More Than Half An Hour Late; Those Who Want To Bring Along Two Or Three Friends; Drunks; Monologists; Those Who Stay Until Three O'clock In The Morning; Those Who Think That Conversation Means Having An Argument; Those Who Take A High Moral Tone; Those Who Are Stupid, Ugly, Or Dull. Enforcement Of These Rules Will Enable One To Eat Alone Every Night In Comfort.

I Tried Good Taste, But The Strain Was Too Much For Me.

Writers Mean More Than They Say And Say More Than They Mean.

Age Must Give Way To Youth, No Doubt. But Not Yet, Not Yet.

Age: I Go Slower As Time Goes Faster.