The Truth Usually Has A Slightly Ugly

Aphorisms Are Not True Or False, But Pointed Or Flat.

Victory Brings Obliviousness; Defeat, Attentiveness.

Literary Tradition Is Full Of Lies About Poverty-the Jolly Beggar, The Poor But Happy Milkmaid, The Wholesome Diet Of Porridge, Etc.

Laughter Scares Off Lust.

I Have Tried Being Surreal, But My Frogs Hop Right Back Into Their Realistic Ponds.