The Turtle Couldn't Help Us.

I'm A Salami Writer. I Try To Write Good Salami, But Salami Is Salami.

If The Stuff You're Writing Is Not For Yourself, It Won't Work.

You'll Consider What You Did Wrong & Bookend Your Reflections With Hunger - No Supper, No Breakfast.

If You Can't Laugh When Things Go Bad--laugh And Put On A Little Carnival--then You're Either Dead Or Wishing You Were.

Any Thoughts Of Guilt, Any Feelings Of Regret, Had Faded. The Desert Had Baked Them Out.