The Two Most Important Words In The

Every Time Someone Turns On A Tv, I Go In The Other Room And Read.

[mrs. Teasdale]: He's Had A Change Of Heart. [groucho]: A Lot Of Good That'll Do Him. He's Still Got The Same Face.

Patience Is The Art Of Finding Something Else To Do.

I Made A Killing On Wall Street A Few Years Ago...i Shot My Broker.

A Cigar Makers Organization Once Said That I Was The Most Famous Cigar Smoker In The World. I Dont Know If Thats True, But Once While Visiting Havana, I Went To A Cigar Factory. There Were Four Hundred People There Rolling Cigars, And When They Saw Me, They All Stood Up And Applauded.