The Two Most Joyous Times Of The

I'll Take You To The Deepest, Darkest, Hottest Lover's Lane For A Little Spark In The Dark.

She's Cool In Bed, As She Ought To Be, Cuz Ethyl's Dead.

I Read Dad's Books Like I Did Before, Now Things Are Crystal Clear. Lock The Door In The Bathroom, Now I Just Can't Get Caught In Here.

It Used To Be Said: As Gm Goes, So Goes America. Now It's: As Starbucks Goes, So Goes America.

When I Moved To L. A. With This Little Wimpy Garage Band, The First People We Met Were The Doors. Then We Met Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin. All Of The People Who Died Of Excess Were Our Big Brothers And Sisters. So I Said To Myself: How Do You Become A Legend And Enjoy It? The Answer Is To Create A Character As Legendary As Those Guys And Leave That Character On The Stage.