The Two Most Joyous Times Of The

If Somebody Had Told Me That You Have A Choice Of Being A Rock Star Or Playing Left Field For The Tigers, There Would Not Have Been A Choice At All. I Would Have Said, 'where's My Locker?'

Never Be Late. When You're Late, What You're Saying Is That Your Time Is More Important Than The Other Person's Time. That's Pretty Egotistical.

I'm Eighteen And I Like It.

There Was A Period Of Time When I Thought I Had To Be Alice Cooper All The Time.

It's Not Like We Did Something Wrong. We Just Burned Down The Church While The Choir Within Sang Religious Songs.