The Two Sides Of Bernie - That's

When You're Offstage, That's The Footprint. That's The Man God's Gonna Judge.

I Hate To Let People Down. I Was Like That In Sports And I Was Like That In Comedy. I Was Like That At Work. When I Worked General Motors And Stuff Like That, When I Say Something, I Mean It.

Only Way You Can You Get Upset Is When You Expecting Something.

I'm Not A Politician, I'm A Comedian. I Know My Limitations.

Whatever Success I've Had, I Always Like To Top It.