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And Now South Africa Has Finally Woken Up And It Is Doing Great Things. And If South Africa Becomes The Template To What Aids Is In The Sub-saharan Continent, Then All The Other Countries Are Going To Follow Suit. And Michel Sidibe, Who Spoke At The Breakfast Meeting This Morning, Was Saying That There Is So Much Hope For Africa Now That South Africa Has Got Its House In Order.

Because, I Figured That, Because I Was A Successful Man, I Was Wealthy, I Was, You Know, Seemingly Intelligent - Even That I Am Not Intelligent Enough To Ask For Help.

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I'm Glad I've Given Up Drugs And Alcohol. It Would Be Awful To Be Like Keith Richards. He's Pathetic. It's Like A Monkey With Arthritis, Trying To Go Onstage And Look Young.