The Unexpected Always Happens.

Many An Optimist Has Become Rich Simply By Buying Out A Pessimist.

It's Strange That Men Should Take Up Crime When There Are So Many Legal Ways To Be Dishonest.

Middle Age Is When Anything New In The Way You Feel Is Most Likely A Symptom.

The Reason Crime Doesn't Pay Is That When It Does, It Is Called A More Respectable Name.

Everyone Rises To Their Level Of Incompetence.