The Unexpected Always Happens.

Cleaning Anything Involves Making Something Else Dirty, But Anything Can Get Dirty Without Something Else Getting Clean.

Don't Knock The Rich. When Did A Poor Person Give You A Job?

You Can Always Tell A Real Friend: When You've Made A Fool Of Yourself He Doesn't Feel You've Done A Permanent Job.

If We Lacked Imagination Enough To Foresee Something Better, Life Would Indeed Be A Tragedy.

The Cave-dweller's Wife Complained That He Hadn't Dragged Her Anywhere In Months.