The Unexpected Always Happens.

In The Country Of The Blind, The One-eyed King Can Still Goof Up.

It's Strange That Men Should Take Up Crime When There Are So Many Legal Ways To Be Dishonest.

Two Things Reduce Prejudice: Education And Laughter.

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