The Universe Is Based On Sullen Entropy;

I Could Never Be A Professional Comedian, 'cause You Have To Keep Telling The Same Jokes. For Me, They're Like Word Solos.

Comedy Is What Happens When You Cross The Dateline From The Unbearable. Things Become So Unbearable They Become A Joke.

Let There Be More Darkness

Most Comedians I Know Are Quite Serious, Anxious People Who Find Life Rather Difficult. As A Consequence, They Make People Laugh.

The Beatles Were Something Everyone Had In Common; This Was Thirty Years Ago, There Was Dr. Who And Everybody Knew Who The Daleks Were And There Was The Beatles And Everybody Knew Who George Harrison Was.