The Universe Is Based On Sullen Entropy;

Promoting A Record On A Major Label Is Like Running A Minor Military Campaign.

Comedy Is What Happens When You Cross The Dateline From The Unbearable. Things Become So Unbearable They Become A Joke.

I Can Tell How I'm Doing, And I Can Tell If The Crowd Is Particularly Dead.

The Universe Is Based On Sullen Entropy; It Falls Apart As It Goes On

People's Intelligence Tends To Be In Inverse Proportion To Their Number. People Don't Tend To Get Smarter As They Get Into Bigger Groups.