The Void Yields Up Nothing. You Have

I Find That When I Do Not Think Of Myself I Do Not Think At All.

The Truly Free Man Is He Who Can Decline A Dinner Invitation Without Giving An Excuse.

I Finally Know What Distinguishes Man From The Other Beasts: Financial Worries.

Don't Tell A Woman She's Pretty; Tell Her There's No Other Woman Like Her, And All Roads Will Open To You.

Let Us Stay At Home: There We Are Decent. Let Us Not Go Out: Our Defects Wait For Us At The Door, Like Flies.