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I Am Asked How To Remain Young, And I Say 'never, Never Work.' And That, Of Course, Is The Secret Of It.

I Don't Think You Can Really Be Proud Of Being Gay Because It Isn't Something You've Done. You Can Only Be Proud Of Not Being Ashamed.

It Is True That In America I've Become A National Hero, But Really I Was A Hopeless Case, That Was All.

Manners Are A Way Of Getting What You Want Without Appearing To Be An Absolute Swine.

I Never Spend My Time Doing Anything I'll Have To Do Again Tomorrow.