The Way A Man Looks At Himself

Men Like Cars, Women Like Clothes. Women Only Like Cars Because They Take Them To Clothes.

You Know It's Love When You Want To Keep Holding Hands Even After You're Sweaty.

I Love To Shop After A Bad Relationship. I Don't Know. I Buy A New Outfit And It Makes Me Feel Better. It Just Does. Sometimes I See A Really Great Outfit, I'll Break Up With Someone On Purpose.

I Admire The Pope. I Have A Lot Of Respect For Anyone Who Can Tour Without An Album.

I Got Kicked Out Of Ballet Class Because I Pulled A Groin Muscle. It Wasn't Mine.