The Way A Man Looks At Himself

Wives Are People Who Think It's Against The Law Not To Answer The Phone When It Rings.

Men Don't Live Well By Themselves. They Don't Even Live Like People. They Live Like Bears With Furniture.

Most Of The Men Sitting In First Class On An Airplane Have Really Boring Jobs.

Most Women Are Introspective: "am I In Love? Am I Emotionally And Creatively Fulfilled?" Most Men Are Outrospective: "did My Team Win? How's My Car?"

Marrying A Divorced Man Is Ecologically Responsible; In A World Where There Are More Women Than Men, It Pays To Recycle.