The Way A Man Looks At Himself

Men Love To Be The First To Read The Newspaper In The Morning. Not Being The First Is Upsetting To Their Psyches.

I Just Love Dogs, And There Really Is No Better Companion Than An Animal.

When I Eventually Met Mr. Right I Had No Idea That His First Name Was Always.

Los Angeles Is A Very Transient Town. It's The Only Place I Know Where You Can Actually Rent A Dog.

We've Begun To Long For The Pitter-patter Of Little Feet - So We Bought A Dog. Well, It's Cheaper, And You Get More Feet.