The Way Out Of Trouble Is Never

A Woman Does Not Spend All Her Time In Buying Things; She Spends Part Of It In Taking Them Back.

Half The Time Men Think They Are Talking Business, They Are Wasting Time.

There Must Be Some Good In The Cocktail Party To Account For Its Immense Vogue Among Otherwise Sane People.

If You Go To Church, And Like The Singing Better Than The Preaching, That's Not Orthodox.

People Are Always Neglecting Something They Can Do In Trying To Do Something They Can't Do.