The Way Prices Are Rising, The Good

I'm Often Accused Of Saying Some Pretty Rotten Things About My Mother-in-law. But Quite Honestly, She's Only Got One Major Fault - It's Called Breathing.

He Had Ambitions, At One Time, To Become A Sex Maniac, But He Failed His Practical.

My Mother-in-law's So Fat That When She Passes Her Handbag From Hand To Hand She Throws It.

The Way Prices Are Rising, The Good Old Days Are Last Week.

I Took My Mother-in-law To Madame Tussaud's Chamber Of Horrors, And One Of The Attendants Said: 'keep Her Moving Sir; We're Stock-taking.'