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My Mother-in-law Had To Stop Skipping For Exercise. It Registered Seven On The Richter Scale.

I Know My Name Will Always Be Linked With Women.

I Don't Mind What The Critics Say, So Long As I Get Some Reaction. The Worst Thing Is To Be Ignored.

I Toyed With The Idea Of Playing Ravel's 'pavane Pour Une Infante Defunte' But I Couldn't Remember If It's A Tune Or Latin Prescription For Piles.

Last Year My Wife Ran Off With The Fellow Next Door And I Must Admit, I Still Miss Him.