The Whole Town Looks As If It

'these Boat People,' Says The Government Of Hong Kong, 'they All Want To Go To America.' Well, I Swear I Don't Know Why, Do You? I Mean, Take Vietnam. Why Would Any Vietnamese Come To America After What American Did To Vietnam? Don't They Remember My Lai, Napalm, Sylvester Stallone?

I Have Always Felt That Laughter In The Face Of Reality Is Probably The Finest Sound There Is And Will Last Until The Day When The Game Is Called On Account Of Darkness. In This World, A Good Time To Laugh Is Any Time You Can.

People Are Pretty Much Alike. It's Only That Our Differences Are More Susceptible To Definition Than Our Similarities.

Only Dead Fish Swim With The Stream All Of The Time.

If Men Can Run The World, Why Can't They Stop Wearing Neckties? How Intelligent Is It To Start The Day By Tying A Little Noose Around Your Neck?