The World Is Run By C Students

The Best Thing About Freshmen Is That They Become Sophomores.

The Only Mystery In Life Is Why The Kamikaze Pilots Wore Helmets.

There's No One Who's Dropped On Top Of The Mountain. You've Got To Work Your Way To The Top.

It Bothers Me That The Average Fan, The Average Sportswriter For That Matter, Pays So Much Attention To What's In A Box Score. A Box Score Does Not Properly Represent The Most Important Thing - Team Play. It Shows Some Guy Scoring 27 Points, But It Doesn't Show That My 27-point Man Let His Guy Score 30.

I Just Can't Recruit Where There's Grass Around. You Gotta Have A Concrete Lawn Before I Feel Comfortable Enough To Go In And Talk To You Parents.