The World Is Run By C Students

Don't Be Just Another Guy Going Down The Street And Going Nowhere.

The Only Mystery In Life Is Why The Kamikaze Pilots Wore Helmets.

You Can Always Tell The Catholic Schools By The Length Of The Cheerleaders' Skirts.

The Nicest Thing About Coaching Is That One Day You Feel Like You Can Play Handball Against A Curb, And On Other Days You Feel Like You Can Fly To The Moon.

If Winning Weren't Important Nobody Would Keep Score.