The World's A Stage, And I Want

I'm A Natural Behind The Camera... My Attentions Are More Toward Behind The Scenes, More Toward Creating, Producing, And Directing What's Going On Here... When I Finally Do Pop In Front Of The Lens, I'm Genuinely Glad And Relieved To Be There.

I Change As The Times Change. I'm A Reflection Of What's Around Me Without Trying At All.

Many Of The Critics Have Kids Of Their Own. It Scares The Hell Out Of Them To Think That Their Kids Could Be Anything Remotely Like David Lee Roth.

I Would Just Like To Say That After All These Years Of Heavy Drinking, Bright Lights And Late Nights, I Still Don't Need Glasses. I Drink Right Out Of The Bottle.

Van Halen Can Keep Providing The Rain And I'll Keep Providing The Parade.