The World Sucks, People Are Not True

I Don't Care What You Think Unless It Is About Me...

If You're Really A Mean Person You're Going To Come Back As A Fly And Eat Poop.

I Like The Comfort In Knowing That Women Are The Only Future In Rock And Roll.

There Are Some Pop Songs I Hate But I Can't Get Them Out Of My Head. Our Songs Also Have The Standard Pop Format: Verse, Chorus, Verse, Chorus, Solo, Bad Solo. All In All, I Think We Sound Like The Knack And The Bay City Rollers Being Molested By Black Flag And Black Sabbath.

I've Always Quit Jobs Without Telling The Employer That I Was Quitting; I Just Wouldn't Show Up One Day.