The Worst Constructed Play Is A Bach

Age Is Not Important Unless You're A Cheese.

People Who Refuse To Rest Honorably On Their Laurels When They Reach Retirement Age Seem Very Admirable To Me.

When Charles First Saw Our Child Mary, He Said All The Proper Things For A New Father. He Looked Upon The Poor Little Red Thing And Blurted, "she's More Beautiful Than The Brooklyn Bridge."

We Relish News Of Our Heroes, Forgetting That We Are Extraordinary To Somebody Too.

One Has To Grow Up With Good Talk In Order To Form The Habit Of It.