The Worst Thing In The World When

150 People Die Every Year From Being Hit By Falling Coconuts. Not To Worry, Drug Makers Are Developing A Vaccine.

Humor Is Not Debatable. It's Like Sex. Either You're Aroused Or You're Not. Nobody Can Reason You Around To Their Point Of View.

Compassion Is The Currency That Leads To True Wealth.

I Don't Think You Can Know God Unless You're Passionate About Him So You're Either Screaming At Him, Enraptured With The Idea Of Being Around Him Or Feeling Him In Your Life.

I Don't Feel Any Pressure To Be Funny At All. I'm Funny Because I Want To Be Funny. I Could Sit Here And Be Serious For An Hour And You Would Go Away And Make Me Much Funnier Than I Am.