The Worst Thing You Can Do Is

One Day I'll Work Out What It Is You Are Saying, My Lad, And Then You'll Be In Trouble.

Many Feel They Are Called To The Priesthood, But What They Really Hear Is An Inner Voice Saying, 'it's Indoor Work With No Heavy Lifting, Do You Want To Be A Ploughman Like Your Father?'

Humans Need Fantasy In Order To Be Human.

Life Doesn't Happen In Chapters - At Least, Not Regular Ones.

The Short Conversation That Follows Eventually Led To A Tree Religion. Its Tenet Of Faith Was This: A Tree That Was A Good Tree And Led A Clean Decent And Upstanding Life Could Be Assured Of A Future Life After Death. If It Was Very Good Indeed It Would Eventually Be Reincarnated As Five Thousand Rolls Of Lavatory Paper.