The Worst Waste Of Breath, Next To

Lack Of Pep Is Often Mistaken For Patience.

Nothing Is As Irritating As The Fellow Who Chats Pleasantly While He's Overcharging You.

There Ought T'be Some Way T'eat Celery So It Wouldn't Sound Like You Wuz Steppin' On A Basket.

No Woman Can Be Handsome By The Force Of Features Alone, Any More That She Can Be Witty By Only The Help Of Speech.

It Don't Make No Difference What Is Is, A Woman'll Buy Anything She Thinks A Store Is Losin' Money On.