The Writer Walks Out Of His Workroom

Never Mind About 1066 William The Conqueror, 1087 William The Second. Such Things Are Not Going To Affect One?s Life...but 1932 The Mars Bar And 1936 Maltesers And 1937 The Kit Kat - These Dates Are Milestones In History And Should Be Seared Into The Memory Of Every Child In The Country.

I Don't Care If A Reader Hates One Of My Stories, Just As Long As He Finishes The Book.

I Like Enthusiasts Of Any Kind.

If The Good Lord Intended For Us To Walk, He Wouldn't Have Invented Rollar Skates.

Pear Drops Were Exciting Because They Had A Dangerous Taste. All Of Us Were Warned Against Eating Them, And The Result Was That We Ate Them More Than Ever.