Ther's Still A Few Honest Folks Left

We'd All Like To Vote For The Best Man But He's Never A Candidate.

When You Consider What A Chance Women Have To Poison Their Husbands, It's A Wonder There Isn't More Of It Done

A Bee Is Never As Busy As It Seems; It's Just That It Can't Buzz Any Slower.

Look Out For The People Who Allow You To Do All The Talking.

Nobody Kicks On Being Interrupted If It's By Applause.