There Ain't Nothing Like Regret To Remind

My Yesterdays Are All Boxed Up And Neatly Put Away.

Chasing Dragons With Plastic Swords, Jack Off Jimmy Everybody Wants More.

I Have A Healthy Cynicism, But Not Anger.

I Can Always Tell When People Have Had Plastic Surgery.

I Propose A Limitation Be Put On How Many Squares Of Toilet Paper Can Be Used In Any One Sitting.