There Are A Lot Of Girls That

Stand-up In General Is The Most Raw Form Of Entertainment. There Is No Pyrotechnics Or Back-up Dancers, It's Just Live And Die By Your Jokes, That's It.

I'm Left Handed, But My Dad Taught Me To Play Guitar Right-handed.

It Pisses Me Off, People Are Idiots, But What Are You Going To Do? The World Is Full Of Idiots. That's Why We'll Never Have Flying Cars. People Don't Know How To Drive

These Days, Everyone Is A Writer, Producer And Movie Star. You Post Something On The Web, Get Enough Hits, And Suddenly You Have Tv Show.

There Probably Is A Lot Of Music That No One's Ever Gonna Hear. For Anyone Doing Music, Just Do Exactly What It Is That Makes You Want To Do It. If You Like Listening To Odd, Strange, Bizarre Noise And That Makes You Want To Create It, Do It. Even If Everyone Around You Tells You It's Crap Or Thinks It Won't Work, Someone Out There Is Going To Appreciate It.