There Are A Million Examples Of Not

I Think I'm A Fun Flatmate. I'm Always Cheerful. I Go On Tour With My Band So It's 12 People On One Bus And I Feel Like I'm The One Who's Happy In The Morning. I'm Not A Chaotic Person, But I Might Slack Off On Doing The Dishes From Time To Time.

That Is So Personal, And It’s My Pet Peeve When People Press You On It. And It’s Always Women Who Get Asked! Is Anybody Saying That To George Clooney?

I'm Not Cynical About Love At All. I'm Very Practical. I Think Love Takes Up A Lot Of Time.

I Grew Up Believing My Sister Was From The Planet Neptune And Had Been Sent Down To Earth To Kill Me. I Believed This Because My Sister Emily Convinced Me Of It When I Was A Toddler. I Think She'd Seen Invasion Of The Body Snatchers And Her Imagination Ran Away With Her. There's A Part Of Me That Still Believes It.

If You're Eight And You Live In Los Angeles And Everybody Has Toys And You Go To A Country That Has A Marxist Dictatorship And There Are No Toy Stores And Nobody Speaks English And It's Blazing Hot Every Day And They Only Have Fish, Which You Don't Like, Then You Tend Not To Appreciate The Cultural Lessons You're Learning.