There Are Four Basic Human Needs; Food,

Painting Something That Defies The Law Of The Land Is Good. Painting Something That Defies The Law Of The Land And The Law Of Gravity At The Same Time Is Ideal.

This Is A Big Surprise I Don't Agree With The Concept Of Award Ceremonies, But I'm Prepared To Make An Exception For The Ones I'm Nominated For. The Last Time There Was A Naked Man Covered In Gold Paint In My House, It Was Me.

I Don't Think You Should Have To Pay To Look At Graffiti. You Should Only Pay If You Want To Get Rid Of It.

My Lawyer's Opinion Is That The Cops Might Not Actually Be Able To Charge Me With Criminal Damage Any More - Because Theoretically My Graffiti Actually Increases The Value Of Property Rather Than Decreasing It. That's His Theory, But Then My Lawyer Also Believes Wearing Novelty Cartoon Ties Is A Good Look.

I Don't Know Why People Are So Keen To Put The Details Of Their Private Life In Public; They Forget That Invisibility Is A Superpower.