There Are Many Dying Children Out There

I Look Good, But I Probably Have The Insides Of Elvis.

I Grew Up In Chicago, And There Was Always Snow. In Los Angeles There Never Was, So We Would Always Import Snow!

The Problem With Me Is That Nothing Embarrasses Me. Everything I've Done Ends Up Working In My Favor. Even When I Make Mistakes And People Exploit My Mistakes On Television Or On The Internet, And They Use It To Make Fun Of Me, It's Just Kind Of Working In My Favor At The End. It's Really Strange.

If You Don't Respect Me You're Not Gonna Get That Respect Back.

I'm A Cheesy Over-the-top Megalomaniac With A Deep Voice And The Most Amazing Pecs.