There Are Many Roads To Mecca.

I Guess I'm The Most Successful Man I Know. I Wouldn't Trade Places With Anybody In The World.

I'm Never Going To Grow Up. Staying Young Is What It Is All About For Me.

The Notion That Playboy Turns Women Into Sex Objects Is Ridiculous. Women Are Sex Objects. If Women Weren't Sex Objects, There Wouldn't Be Another Generation. It's The Attraction Between The Sexes That Makes The World Go 'round. That's Why Women Wear Lipstick And Short Skirts.

If Playboy Ever Loses Its Editorial Balls, Then It Will Deserve To Be Knocked Over By A Younger, More Vigorous Magazine In The Coming Generation. But That Won't Happen So Long As I'm Alive, I Can Promise You That.

I Was Very Influenced By The Musicals And Romantic Comedies Of The 1930s. I Admired Gene Harlow And Such, Which Probably Explains Why, Since The End Of My Marriage, I've Dated Nothing But A Succession Of Blondes.