There Are No Dull Subjects. There Are

Men Have A Much Better Time Of It Than Women. For One Thing, They Marry Later; For Another Thing, They Die Earlier.

Elections Are Futures Markets In Stolen Property.

What I Got In Sunday School ... Was Simply A Firm Conviction That The Christian Faith Was Full Of Palpable Absurdities, And The Christian God Preposterous.... The Act Of Worship, As Carried On By Christians, Seems To Me To Be Debasing Rather Than Ennobling. It Involves Groveling Before A Being Who, If He Really Exists, Deserves To Be Denounced Instead Of Respected.

Never Argue With A Man Whose Job Depends On Not Being Convinced.

Conscience Is The Accumulated Sediment Of Ancestral Faint- Heartedness