There Are No Identical Twins, Or Forgivable

Condemned To Violence, Arrested By Pain. Inside The Soul Lies A Man Insane.

I Grew Up Having To Piss In A Bucket ’cos There Was No Indoor Shitter, And Now I Have These Computerised Japanese Super-loo Things That Have Heated Seats And Wash And Blow-dry Your Arse At The Touch Of A Button. Give It A Couple Of Years And I’ll Have A Bog With A Robot Arm That Pulls Out My Turds, So I Don’t Have To Strain.

They Teach You How To Handle Life In England, But They Don’t Teach You A Thing About Death. There’s No Book Telling You What To Do When Your Mum Or Dad Dies.

I Am Going Through Changes

I'm Not A Big Fan Of Tv. It's An Unavoidable Situation Being Ozzy Osbourne, People Want You To Go On Chat Shows, And I'm Not Good At It. I Don't Feel Comfortable Doing It.