There Are No Indisputable Truths.

I Once Had A Dream About Getting A Marriage, House In The Country, And At The End Of The Day We'd Retire, But I'm Never Going To Retire.

I Would Lock Myself In My Room And Drink A Case Of Corona And Smoke A Load Of Pot.

I Grew Up Having To Piss In A Bucket ’cos There Was No Indoor Shitter, And Now I Have These Computerised Japanese Super-loo Things That Have Heated Seats And Wash And Blow-dry Your Arse At The Touch Of A Button. Give It A Couple Of Years And I’ll Have A Bog With A Robot Arm That Pulls Out My Turds, So I Don’t Have To Strain.

I Wanted To Be The Fifth Beatle.

Condemned To Violence, Arrested By Pain. Inside The Soul Lies A Man Insane.