There Are No Ugly Cigars, Only Ugly

Religion Deserves No More Respect Than A Pile Of Garbage.

I Well Recall My Horror When I Heard For The First Time, Of A Journalist Who Had Laid In A Pair Of What Were Then Called Bicycle Pants And Taken To Golf; It Was As If I Had Encountered A Studhorse With His Hair Done Up In Frizzes, And Pink Bowknots Peeking Out Of Them. It Seemed, In Some Vague Way, Ignominious, And Even A Bit Indelicate.

A Man Full Of Faith Is Simply One Who Has Lost The Capacity For Clear And Realistic Thought.

There Are Two Kinds Of Europeans: The Smart Ones, And Those Who Stayed Behind.

The Instant I Reach Heaven, I'm Going To Speak To God Very Sharply.